Fascination with the Porta-Potty

On a non-construction related note, what is up with the general public using the portapotty in our drive way? I am pleased to be able to offer this public service, but what about the sanitation or using your own bathroom? What, you are going for a walk one evening and thing - wait, I really need to go; what luck there is a toilet right there in front of the garage. And the teenagers - couldn't you find something better (and more sanitary) to do in your free time other than to hang out in the "honey bucket" after school. Sigh, I will have to reflect and put myself in their shoes...oh wait, I am using the portapotty too.